I Believe I Can Fly | R. Kelly
The Walmart game.
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
this is my favourite post on tumblr
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMFG
God bless this website
so for my schools Senior prank someone put gold fish in all the water bottles.
I DON’T LIKE HOW RELEVANT THIS IS
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
Peter had been there since day one for me. He always asks if im in love and i’ve gotten kinda close to it but I always get my heart broken. He asked me
“Are you still in love?” - Peter
“No, he broke my heart Peter” -Me
He went off and came back with a leaf in his hands. He made it into a heart and gave it to me.
“Make sure no one breaks it okay!” -Him
He really made my day. He truly is amazing.
Thanks Peter <3